Angry London Commuters Take To The Thames
With most of the major roads in Central London closed in preparation for the Diamond Jubilee Concert, angry commuters took to the Thames yesterday in an attempt to get around the capital.
One of the furious boat users said “All I want to do is get into town and do a little shopping. You’d think in this shitty economy you’d be encouraged to spend, right? But no, all the roads are fucked. And what’s with all these beefeater dudes everywhere?”
Another commented “I was late for work so I hijacked this boat. If I don’t get in on time, how are people going to know where the Golf Sale is? I even saw that woman off the stamps hitching a boat ride.”
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