European Economy To Be Decided By Eurovision

All eyes are on the Eurovision Song Contest tonight as Angela Merkel has apparently intimated to other world leaders at the G8 summit that future European economic policy will depend on Germany’s final placement.

European Economy To Be Decided By EurovisionGreek economists are hoping that Germany wins or, at the very least, finishes higher than Greece on the final scoreboard so as to put Angela in a good mood.

Rumours suggest that Angela is planning a large Eurovision party with a buffet of international nibbles and dips but has refused to include houmous and taramasalata.